rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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You’re going to be sad.
You’re going to want to scream and punch things.
Do it.
Let out every ounce of anger you have.
Sit on the floor and cry until you feel numb.
Listen to songs that make your heart sink to your feet.
Write angry letters to all the people who have broken you, left you, ignored you or hurt you.
Throw your hairbrush at the wall.
Do it twelve times.
Do it until you feel like you can breathe again.

You’re going to be sad.
You’re going to want to hurt yourself.
Don’t you dare do it.
Sit on the floor and watch cartoons like you did when you were little.
Listen to songs that make you want to dance around your bedroom in your underwear at 3 A.M.
Make paper airplanes out of those angry letters and watch them soar into the fireplace.
Brush all the knots out of your hair and say “I am worth it” into the mirror.
Say it twelve times.
Say it until you feel like you can breathe again.

You’re going to be sad.
You’re going to get through it.

(via moments-passing-by)

(Source: pessimistiic, via diary-of-someone-average)

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traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

(via johnnymalik)

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marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

Example #1

(via tresunfortunate)

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texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

(via jacquisc)

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buildabitchworkshop:

Talents: looking really fucking awful in any picture taken of me

(via assume)

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katara:

my schedule is filled with naps and hating myself 

(via chadwickgirl)

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